A Joe Mask in the Hand is Worth Two on a Stripper
For those of you in the know, you may remember ‘back in the day’ the existence of a very special mask which had the ability to instantly transform the wearer into the sexy, the Italian Stallion, Mr Joe Perrone. You may also remember that this mask mysteriously dissappeared… No ransom note, just gone.
It was long suspected that after years of torment, the prodical son Alex stole the mask and destroyed it, absorbing its powers for his own use. Supporters of the mask never quite got over their loss and swore revenge… Well we got our revenge with not one but EIGHT FUCKING JOE MASKS! And what night did we choose to exact our revenge? None other than Alex’s Bucks Night… Read more
No commentsPaper Scissors Rock… 1 Million Dollars
Hey friends of the Page. Like any hetrosexual male I love a good game of Paper Scissors Rock. I love it so much I’ll put money down on a game any day of the week (check this out for a bit of paper scissor rock nostalgia). I’ve probably lost close to $100 already in high energy fast paced PSR games.
So you can imagine my excitement when I learn that at the end of the year I am going to have the chance to win 1 MILLION for playing everyones favourite game… Visit www.fatzoo.com/ to find out.
But before then I’m going to definitely need some warm up rounds…
4 commentsGuitar Hero At Work
Thanks to this cool new thing called the interwebs, you can now jam along to your favourite tunes at work using your keyboard guitar. Just visit www.jamlegend.com to get your fix and maybe get fired while you’re at it.
No commentsThere’s a new CCNP in town…
This is a shout-out to Losty who completed his last exam today and is now officially a CCNP. For those of you who don’t know what a CCNP is, it’s an industry certification - the Cisco Certified Network Professional. Read more
4 commentsPants Off Transformers!
So unless you have been living under a rock you would know that the latest transformers movie is coming out this Thursday, and I’m sure most of you have your computers ready to download the torrent…..I bet Mitch is still waiting for the Steven Seagal juice to come so he can get an Asian Experience while he watches it.
Well I was wondering if anybody was interested in seeing this movie legally….and not only will it be legal but since this site is a site reserved for only the finest pimpished niggarachis….yes I’m talking to you! Gold Class has just been opened in Castle Towers for people like us. I think its like $35 (Henny and lap-dance are extra). Read more
3 commentsGuitar Hero Get2gether
UPDATE: Guitar Hero Metallica has arrived. Since It’s a long weekend this coming weekend and we already have a bonanza night scheduled in for Saturday with Johny the Atus Bagdatus, Let’s do G-HERO at my place on Sunday afternoon/night…
Bring your own alcohol and mixers and bring a tenna and we will order 8-10 manly size pizzas. Bring an extra fiver if you want to vs. me in PAPER-SCISSORS-ROCK.
The usual RSVP courtersies apply: let me know if you are coming so i can make sure there is enough doritos and let me know if you need to crash so i can make up a bed.
Hey chaps, I have a pre-ordered copy of the new Guitar Hero Metallica. So I am thinking when it arrives we get together and pop a few bottles. Pants are optional.
I’ll keep you posted on the date but it will probably be in the next week or two.
If only my case of Steven Seagal Asian Experience cans would arrive by then too. I’ll also challenge someone to a game of Risk if you got the time. I got 5 on it.
13 commentsThe GFC Hits the Prison System
The GFC (or Global Financial Crisis for those who don’t give a shit) has started to hit America’s prison system.
Check out this report on the situation:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/prison_economy_spirals_as_price
Johnys Birthday Night Out
Hey guys just wanted to let you all know that on the 6th of june next week i will be going out for some drinks and a good time out.
If anyone was interested in having some fun like the good old tav days then this event is for you.
I will be at The Mean Fiddler at around 9pm till late and look forward to seeing some of you there.
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