All Nightaz

Hey Friends - if you’re the type of person who wears clothes, then you may be interested to learn that you can order one of my shirts online. Just visit http://likebuttonshirt.com/ and order one today! Its that simple.

The Like Button Shirt is the perfect touch to anyones wardrobe. It’s comfortable, it comes with sleeves, and it’s only $30. You can’t even buy a pack of cigerattes for that much these days with the all new smokers tax. The question is, why wouldn’t you want to buy one?

And like all good things for sale, it’s for a good cause… $1 from every shirt sold will go to the recently established “Queen of the Nile” foundation, helping gamblers get that one last almighty spin which will surely solve all of their problems.

And while your over visited http://likebuttonshirt.com/ why night click the like button and become a Fan of me on Facebook. I’ll even give you the chance to WIN a FREE shirt.

Simply become a fan of us on Facebook and post a message on our wall telling us ‘Why the Like Button shirt is better than a date with David Hasselhoff’. Most creative post wins! Winner will be drawn on 31 May 2010.

Get over to www.likebuttonshirt.com and let the fun begin.

For those of you in the know, you may remember ‘back in the day’ the existence of a very special mask which had the ability to instantly transform the wearer into the sexy, the Italian Stallion, Mr Joe Perrone. You may also remember that this mask mysteriously dissappeared… No ransom note, just gone.

It was long suspected that after years of torment, the prodical son Alex stole the mask and destroyed it, absorbing its powers for his own use. Supporters of the mask never quite got over their loss and swore revenge… Well we got our revenge with not one but EIGHT FUCKING JOE MASKS! And what night did we choose to exact our revenge? None other than Alex’s Bucks Night… Read more

Hey friends of the Page. Like any hetrosexual male I love a good game of Paper Scissors Rock. I love it so much I’ll put money down on a game any day of the week (check this out for a bit of paper scissor rock nostalgia). I’ve probably lost close to $100 already in high energy fast paced PSR games.

So you can imagine my excitement when I learn that at the end of the year I am going to have the chance to win 1 MILLION for playing everyones favourite game…  Visit www.fatzoo.com/ to find out.

But before then I’m going to definitely need some warm up rounds…

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With absolutely no contribution from anyone other than myself, this website has quickly become a sanctuary for my love of B-Rate movie stars. Don’t complain any of you - your brought this upon yourselves. You get what you deserve.

Here, try this one on for size. If you love Steven Seagal movies (yes you would be the only one) then you will want to get your hands on this tasty beverage. Best served with a side order of heelkick to the head. Enjoy.

Steven Seagal Energy Drink Article: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3834

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Straight off the back of my two recent posts about some of the worlds finest actors (i.e. Wes Snipes & Dolph Lundgren) I am doing a full 360 and going to give you the scoop on what I believe to be the worst movie in the history of film. Read more

They said it couldn’t be done. There was no way you could beat the Wesley Snipes 4 movie collector’s pack this Christmas. But unlucky for Snipes I’ve been able to do just that. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Dolph Lundgren 3 Movie Collector’s Pack. Read more

Welcome to the first installment of Page’s Picks - a semi-regular installment of tributes to the greatest people in the universe as picked by me and almost always written from my iPhone (e.g. while making a deposit in the septic bank).

For my first installment, I have chosen perhaps the greatest actor, humanitarian, businessman and all round high achiever Wesley Snipes. And before you think this is just a nonsensical rambling from the man who single-handedly revived John Stamos’ career, I will offer you an explanation before proceeding. Read more

Hey Boys & Girls,

Well my Eurotrip is almost complete, just one more week to go in Paris before I make my way home. So I thought I would drop you all a line and let you know how things have been. But also to hand out a few Eurotips for anyone that hasn’t been here but is thinking of going. Read more

Hey ladies & fellas.

I know most of you already have plans for New Years Eve this year, but I just want to throw this out there for anyone who does not. I am actually a poor bastard this year, having just dropped a little over 20G’s on a Eurotrip (see previous post) so anything that costs money is out of the question for me – so I won’t be able to join some of you guys going to Bondi this year, sounds like a rad night though.

So if you haven’t got plans already and want to hook up for food, drinks, smokes, tequila shots & some good conversation - then holla at me. We can lock in a venue at a later date but I’m proposing someone’s house or backyard or garage or the like – or even my holiday house if it’s available.

I understand Carlo’s fiancé will be over here by then too and I think we’re obligated to show her a good aussie NYE all nightaz style (aka stamos style). And after spending last new year’s in my office all night launching a clients website I am most definitely going to get on the gin & juice this time round.

Cheers,

_Mitcho

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