All Nightaz

Just a quick one to say happy birthday to Katy and Pomps whose birthday’s were both last Monday 17th Dec. Been a good week late now, but nonetheless, its here and its queer!

You both know I love ya’s, and I’ve already wished you both a happy sneaky birthday you 23 year old farts. So now its over to the rest of you hacky slackers to wish them all the best for the year ahead - and you better wish them soon because its Xmas tomorrow!

Happy Birthday! And don’t forget Patrick Swayze loves you both!

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Gentlemen.

How are you all?

I thought I’d drop in to let you all know that as of Sunday, 16th December, I will be living in sunny Brisbane. It’s been a while in the planning, and even longer in the ‘getting motivated toarry out the planning’ stages, but It’s pretty much all come together now. But do not worry. I will be drinking the New and wearing my blues with pride. I’ll probably be around a bit more often from now on, so I look forward to hours of entertainment and the mighty Korkusuz.

Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza or have a delightful Hanaka. In the holiday spirit, I give you this.

Peace,

-maggot.

(PS. I don’t have my own category. Hook a brother up.)

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Whats up mutherf**kers.

Just watched Superbad .. f**king funny ass movie it inspired me to write this post i miss you clowns, miss the old school gangsta days at high school drinking at house parties getting f**ked up listening to the likes of Ja rule, nelly and all other gangster shit. driving round in sav’s berina pullin hand brakies fucking up and wiping out median strips… stealing street signs. F**k those days were awsum. Well just a note to say i f**king love ya miss ya and cant wait to get home in a year or two and f**king get gangster. im hella pissed rite now had to walk through snow and shit to get to the net but it was worth it cant wait to talk to ya dudes take it easy!
Love ya c**ts!
-Ad

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News Flash: Irons is a Hero!

I received a call from resident All Nighta Anthony Irons on Sunday to let me know that he was in the Sunday Telegraph (page 29). The reason for this news flash was that on Saturday he managed to save an old man from a burning building in Granville.

He didn’t need no water, and he wasn’t going to let that motherf**ker burn. Quick-to-react Irons ran up the street and rescued the man Kurt Russell Backdraft style.

Let me be the first to say congratulations on a grand achievement my friend. Very few people can say that they have saved the life of another. Lets hope you get nominated for a bravery medal.

If anyone has a copy of the story they would like to scan and email to me, I will put it up here for all to see.

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