All Nightaz

Well as most of you already know i have moved into my new crib. (havent told MTV yet becasue the place isnt fully set up) Read more

Move over Rambo.
Stand aside Chuck Norris.
Watch out Korkusuz, because here comes…

Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev.

“Don’t worry ladies. I’ve got permits for these guns.” - Aditya poses for his hoard of lady fans.

Weighing in at an astonishing 9kg, and standing at a thundering 2ft 9in, Aditya is an intimidating powerhouse of physical perfection. Boasting a well proportioned head that measures a staggering 15 inch circumference, and able to lift an astounding 1.5kgs (yes, one point five kilograms) with his powerful ‘guns’, Aditya is a sure-fire favourite with the ladies.
One screaming lady-fan was quoted as saying, “His arms are a force to be reckoned with. Not even modern hydrolics are a match for Romeo’s brute strength.”
While the superstar may have hollywood chasing him for lead roles in upcoming blockbuster hits, Aditya says he has no interest in being rich or famous. Instead, he says that his dream is to travel alot, and I quote, “I want to perform in London with my idol, Jazzy-B.”

P.S. I was lying about the other alliteraions.

(P.P.S. Can i get my own category so i don’t have to keep posting as ‘News & Events’.)

–>

Attention all! Losty has just called Page to say two very important things. This first; he likes to watch birds mate and video record it for his own enjoyment. The second; he wants to host the second half of our controversial All Nightaz Poker Tournament. To reflect the seriousness of this email, I am going to increase my font size!

THE TOURNAMENT WAS 2 BIG FOR 2007 - SO WE’VE HAD TO SPLIT IT INTO TWO YEARS. THATS RIGHT - THE TOURNAMENT IS STILL ALIVE AND NOW WITH NEW SPONSORSHIP!

ANYWAY details of the event are sketchy at best, but here is what i know:

DATE: SUNDAY17th FEB
WHERE: Losty’s house (where the f**k is that you might say - its opposite Kman’s house, thats where)
WHEN: “The Afternoon” lets say 1pm
COST: $30 entry
BRING: your own alcohol and a fresh set of clothes in case things get wet

CALL LOSTY ON (as if i would post it up here) for more detaills —- just reply here or reply to the email or call him if you have his number.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING DO IT NOW

for those of you who dont remember, Losty’s house is where the famous Sav licking ash incident for $50 took place!

SO CALL LOSTY NOW! GO ON! DO IT MOTHER LICKER! ITs and easy choice if you ask me!

RSVP By dumping a dead pig carcass on losty’s doorstep with your name written in blood. Or urinate your name onto his front door.

–>

Forget Barack Obama! Move over Hillary Clinton! Vote Mike Huckabee for President!

Although I’m not a close follower of US Politics, nor am I eligible to vote in their upcoming primary elections. But if I were able to vote - without a doubt I would be voting for this guy: Mike Huckabee.

But don’t take my word for it… Take Chuck Norris’… Or else…

–>