All Nightaz

I’m at work right now and a little annoyed. I keep getting emails from people (read: douchebags) who sign off their emails with their first name initial. Why the f**k is it so hard to type your full name you lazy sons of bitches - did you forget what your name is? Just f**king type it out.

Here’s an example. I just got an email from someone by the name of Andrew. At the end of his email he simply signs off with “- A”. Who the f**k is A? You think your the only moron whose name starts with A? What gives you the right to associate the letter A with Andrew. I work with a guy named Anthony and a girl named Anna, they start with ‘A’ too but I dont see them claiming ownership of the letter! F**k you Andrew and write your full name next time.

I just reply to these jerkoff’s by calling them A throughout the email to show them how retarded it is. “Hi A, I received the files from T this morning and R and myself will review them with P and send back to you by COB today.”

Just write your full name you wankers! And I know whats coming next - any replies to this comment will be signed off with letters - dont even think about it or I’ll put a curse on you as I’m a practicing warlock now.

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