Dam
Sometimes you read a news story that really makes you situp and think… FUCK!
I just read this article on news.com.au (slow news day right). After reading it 2 thoughts crossed my mind:
- First I thought, how the fuck am I going to get back those 4 minutes I just sent reading a story about beavers
- And secondly I thought, if fucking beavers can build a giant damn why the fuck have they still not invented those super-fast ovens from Back to the Future 2 where you just pop in your food and *ping* it’s ready.
I then went on to waste a further 7 mins logging into allnightaz.com - the one much loved home of shinanigans and tomfoolery - to post this message to an audience of one (like that song by Cold War Kids but not as good). I then spent 10 mins downloading the Cold War Kids album because I wanted to hear that song.
Dam Beavers!
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Mate you think that was a waste of time, check out this article….
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A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
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Picture here,
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=773415
White husband, white wife….black kid…lol!
Would you believe it?
Could be Parthenogenesis, but that’s just me being nerdy (Wiki it, it exists!)
Perhaps it was like one of those IMAX things where they spray water on the audience…only it wasn’t water…lol!
My theory….she loves her some black shlong, HO! haha
-Adz